FOGGIA - (from our correspondent) "Ich bin ein Fugg'n ." I am a Foggia. With this paraphrase of Kennedy mold (a demonstration that even in Italy there are those who know by heart the thought of John Fitzgerald Kennedy and not only in broad terms how the caterpillar Capitoline) Minor Threat made his debut in front of the demanding audience electoral Foggia . To the people of Mandarancio of Foggia, who rushed en masse in the cozy setting of the Teatro Politeama , Mino Reitano reserve a speech highly structured, difficult to summarize. We try, knowing that such a speech would need more space than that given to us. The onset is very localistic, Mino harangue the crowd reminding the noble origins of the city, built within the pre-existing hard-working people fled from the coplanar to neighboring Albania in search of the possibility of a ransom by the bloodthirsty regime of communist dictator Enver Hoxha . Emphasizes the difficulties that laboratories met to integrate with Albanians auctotona Bari incivility. Only thanks to the hard work of generations and generations of Albanians honest today, finally, integration can be considered finished. With a large and serious gap, however. While all the Italian cities (medium, small and large) can boast of having given birth to some great historical figure, some politician or some illustrious personalities distinguished itself in the artistic, literary, musical, sports Financo, Foggia never gave the birth to no personality worthy of note. Nothing at all. Not even a character in the Big Brother or author massacre of some families, capable of being dedicated at least two episodes in a row Porta a Porta. None. Not one commentator de Italy on Two . Tabula Rasa. Someone timidly from the audience tries to suggest the name Renzo Arbore as an illustrious son of their own city but it is immediately stopped by Mino reminiscent of "Renzo Arbore to have a shred of vision has been forced to deny her origins Foggia pretending to be napulitano. It would be like if today one of Senegal, to feel accepted and loved, pretending to be Tunisian ... I dream but a country where no one is ashamed to be fashioned, a country where people are not discriminated from Foggia and felt as alien to the ranks of civilized nations. A country where if someone says 'I come from Foggia' is not looked upon with suspicion by the other party but the other party controls a hurry if you still have your wallet roofs lean against. A country where born or to be born in Foggia in Segrate not make a difference. A country in which nobody, not even the comedians say more 'Escape from Fogg Fogg p but no more Fuggen' . The audience is moved and traveled in unison with a shudder. It 's the thrill of those who remember the many discrimination suffered for their origin. It 's the thrill of those who remember the mockery in the eyes of bed only to say "Foggia". It 's the thrill of one who remembers pathetically imitated the accent singing a song of Salento Sud Sound System but to remove from the suspicion of being born in Foggia ... But this is no time for tears and sad memories, it's time look to the future and Bill promises the establishment of the so-called "Brown Quote" in his future government or the presence of at least one Foggia Foggia as a minister and two secretaries. Won the audience goes to talk politics, but not before he had checked, but it is an instinctive gesture and unwanted and you're the roofs lean against its portfolio. For the people of Foggia
pulls out of the hat a programmatic proposal of great interest: the decriminalization of the offense of plagiarism and the consequent elimination of the so-called copyright. A measure that, if implemented, will allow to unleash the creativity of all: anyone can edit large songs of our century, or why not, the great symphonies of the past, boring without incurring accusations of plagiarism. The proposal met with great enthusiasm and, via fax, you immediately come to the accession of Mandarancio Zucchero Sugar Fornaciari . The decriminalization of the offense of plagiarism will also result in great benefits in the field of literature: you can rewrite War and Peace or Crime and Punishment or Three Steps Over Heaven without having to answer to Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky or Federico Moccia. The words of Mino shake and convince the audience: " Think about how everything would be easier to abolish the crime of plagiarism: no one heard your song say, "Bella. But there's a bass line that reminds me of a piece of Brokbausen Vonbayern inserted in the B side of that album which came out in limited edition just for the Vietnamese market "... No one who read your stories laboriously written to say "Well, it's not that bad. Except that this story of the elderly Cuban fisherman who fight alone against a huge shark reminds me of Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury .
short, the decriminalization of the offense of plagiarism would give a big boost, especially young people, who so often see their artistic ambitions thwarted by excellent comparisons. But it would also be an important stimulus for older artists no longer in use that could rewrite quietly " Imagine" or "My way " as if it were their flour sack.
The speech then goes quickly rattle off data from a survey that shows the Mandarancio settled at a range that goes from 0.2 to 15%. " There are so many potential voters who do not yet know us, as we are squeezed between the two major candidates but we know who are the ideas that make walking the projects and our ideas and our tractor go away."
the evening also falls on Foggia, Puglia Square falls on the same plane, on a monument in Piazza Pasquale Casillo Zdenek Zeman. The crowd swarms to their homes, motorists have been squabbling for a intersection, pigeons scagazzano the equestrian statue of the Bohemian and nothing, nothing seems to change in the property Foggia. And yet the air feels as if it came from far away, a hint of spring. To smell good you feel even a slight stench of rubbish . But that's another story we'll tell you in the next leg of the tour's electoral Mandarancio: Naples.
Ps "serious": I have pointed out that it is not well Minor health, this site will not make fun of Minor Threat, but everything else. Force Mino.
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